So, Knott's is in sucker, you better be ready for some straight up street game, fo'!!!
-Connie
This message was sent just minutes after reading Garrett warning.
The Total is now:
4 parks in, 2 to go....where oh where did Sea World and Zoo go?
If your out there...step up or step out!
K-G
Tuesday, June 30
Wild Animal Park accepts challenge!
Dear Kelcie,
I got a team together.Name is still TBA.
-Lindsey Villarreal
Kaman's Art Shoppes, Inc.
Park Manager
Wild Animal Park
I got a team together.Name is still TBA.
-Lindsey Villarreal
Kaman's Art Shoppes, Inc.
Park Manager
Wild Animal Park
Disneyland Mouse Holes send out a Warning
Dear manager of a park other than Disney:
Greetings and salutations. Kaman’s Disney has decided to accept the invitation to the Basketball Beat-Down tournament organized by Kelcie Gruenberg of LegoLand. In the interests of fair warning, we have decided to do the other participants a favor by advising the following:
1) As Disney is now involved, a competition to determine an ultimate victor is now simply a formality. We will win, but we think it is cute that you see fit to throw your hat in the ring, just the same.
2) In spite of Kelcie’s encouragement to have as many people possible to watch, cheer on, etc., we recommend that you limit your employee’s attendance to the players only. After all, you don’t want any additional staff seeing the tenacity by which you get owned.
3) There is no shame in admitting early defeat. Our theory is that once Knott’s found out Disney would be there, they opted out of being a part of this embarrassing debacle. It is much better to face this fact on your own behalf now, prior to the sting of your assured physical detriment.
4) In case we have sent a mixed message thus far, we will win. It’s just science.
Anyway, best of luck to all involved, and please make sure that your next-of-kin notification information is up-to-date. I would have loved to send one of these individually to each park, but hey, we’re Disney, and we have better things to do.
Cordially,
Garrett Holt
Team captain of the Disney Mouse-Holes
Greetings and salutations. Kaman’s Disney has decided to accept the invitation to the Basketball Beat-Down tournament organized by Kelcie Gruenberg of LegoLand. In the interests of fair warning, we have decided to do the other participants a favor by advising the following:
1) As Disney is now involved, a competition to determine an ultimate victor is now simply a formality. We will win, but we think it is cute that you see fit to throw your hat in the ring, just the same.
2) In spite of Kelcie’s encouragement to have as many people possible to watch, cheer on, etc., we recommend that you limit your employee’s attendance to the players only. After all, you don’t want any additional staff seeing the tenacity by which you get owned.
3) There is no shame in admitting early defeat. Our theory is that once Knott’s found out Disney would be there, they opted out of being a part of this embarrassing debacle. It is much better to face this fact on your own behalf now, prior to the sting of your assured physical detriment.
4) In case we have sent a mixed message thus far, we will win. It’s just science.
Anyway, best of luck to all involved, and please make sure that your next-of-kin notification information is up-to-date. I would have loved to send one of these individually to each park, but hey, we’re Disney, and we have better things to do.
Cordially,
Garrett Holt
Team captain of the Disney Mouse-Holes
Knotts is OUT!
The 1st Team has all ready droped out of this tortuous competition.
Knotts has sent in their towel.
Knotts has sent in their towel.
The Legoland Block Heads Offical Team Roster
The following people will be representing the Legoland Block Heads:
Winnie "The Tiger" Tsao - Coach
Winnie promised the following
1. To find out what basketball is
2. wear a pants suit/ hold a clip board
3. To possibly throw a chair (if were lucky!)
Kelcie "The Mouth" Gruenberg
Billy "Sweet Cheeks" Sajdera
Daniel "The Hamburglar" Lyons
Natalie "The Fork" Farrell
Wendy "No One Puts Baby In The Corner" Pulido
Kimberly "ButtaFingaz" Austin
Taylor "Two Fried Eggs" Smith
Tyson "Sassy Pants" Taumaoe
Christopher "The Legend" Holtwick
Maeve "The Crab" Campleson
Winnie "The Tiger" Tsao - Coach
Winnie promised the following
1. To find out what basketball is
2. wear a pants suit/ hold a clip board
3. To possibly throw a chair (if were lucky!)
Kelcie "The Mouth" Gruenberg
Billy "Sweet Cheeks" Sajdera
Daniel "The Hamburglar" Lyons
Natalie "The Fork" Farrell
Wendy "No One Puts Baby In The Corner" Pulido
Kimberly "ButtaFingaz" Austin
Taylor "Two Fried Eggs" Smith
Tyson "Sassy Pants" Taumaoe
Christopher "The Legend" Holtwick
Maeve "The Crab" Campleson
The Challenge
Hello Mr.Manager (s),
If I have not already done this, I'm declaring war on all of you.Basketball war that is, I just moved into a new apartment and it has a basketball court. So with not wasting anything in these tough economic times, we should play some b-ball.
15 games, 8weeks, and a bracket tournament at the end.
2 games will be played a week, Wednesdays and Thursdays 6pm @ Kelcie's Apartment
Games will start the week of July 6th and go through August 24th
The end of season tournament will be 5 games of single elimination bracket to find the winner. (Prize for winning team!)
What I need from you is to find at least 5 players (that makes up a basketball team) and a couple extra people as backups for each of your parks. Also you need to come up with an awesome team name, and if your cool enough t-shirts....or at least a team color!
You got any questions email/call me, lets make this summer rock!
P.S. Bring it
Kelcie O. Gruenberg
Assistant Manager, LegolandKamans Art Shoppes
If I have not already done this, I'm declaring war on all of you.Basketball war that is, I just moved into a new apartment and it has a basketball court. So with not wasting anything in these tough economic times, we should play some b-ball.
15 games, 8weeks, and a bracket tournament at the end.
2 games will be played a week, Wednesdays and Thursdays 6pm @ Kelcie's Apartment
Games will start the week of July 6th and go through August 24th
The end of season tournament will be 5 games of single elimination bracket to find the winner. (Prize for winning team!)
What I need from you is to find at least 5 players (that makes up a basketball team) and a couple extra people as backups for each of your parks. Also you need to come up with an awesome team name, and if your cool enough t-shirts....or at least a team color!
You got any questions email/call me, lets make this summer rock!
P.S. Bring it
Kelcie O. Gruenberg
Assistant Manager, LegolandKamans Art Shoppes
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