Dear manager of a park other than Disney:
Greetings and salutations. Kaman’s Disney has decided to accept the invitation to the Basketball Beat-Down tournament organized by Kelcie Gruenberg of LegoLand. In the interests of fair warning, we have decided to do the other participants a favor by advising the following:
1) As Disney is now involved, a competition to determine an ultimate victor is now simply a formality. We will win, but we think it is cute that you see fit to throw your hat in the ring, just the same.
2) In spite of Kelcie’s encouragement to have as many people possible to watch, cheer on, etc., we recommend that you limit your employee’s attendance to the players only. After all, you don’t want any additional staff seeing the tenacity by which you get owned.
3) There is no shame in admitting early defeat. Our theory is that once Knott’s found out Disney would be there, they opted out of being a part of this embarrassing debacle. It is much better to face this fact on your own behalf now, prior to the sting of your assured physical detriment.
4) In case we have sent a mixed message thus far, we will win. It’s just science.
Anyway, best of luck to all involved, and please make sure that your next-of-kin notification information is up-to-date. I would have loved to send one of these individually to each park, but hey, we’re Disney, and we have better things to do.
Cordially,
Garrett Holt
Team captain of the Disney Mouse-Holes
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